Will you REALLY give me a time out? What about now? What about now when you’re feeding Benji? What about now when I have to eat lunch? What about now when mommy is finally going to sit down and eat lunch herself? What about when Daddy is home. What about when your friend is visiting? Ughhhhhh.
Just really stop young lady, and ENJOY every sour-milk throw-up splatting on your shoulder and dripping down your elbow.